So I went running today

My gunny has decided that my workshift is gonna go running twice a week now. Today was the first run. Meh, the run wasn't a challenge. Out of the seven of us running only three of us are in decent shape. So what does that mean? It means the pace was slow and unchallenging. During the run I spotted a Bud lite box that I intended to wear as a hat to lighten the mood and of course, to showboat. To my surprise and joy there was a beer inside! So I donned the box and drank the beer. Ever have beer shoot up your nose? Unpleasant. I'm just happy it was a twist-off, otherwise this story wouldn't be near as cool.